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“give me an.. uh.. s? Give me a… is it in a L? Spelling is hard!” she protested. “can’t you just like, uh… um…. fuck me? I promise I’ll be good.”I’d perhaps made her a bit too dumb, but I didn’t really mind.
i want to blow my whole sunday drawing sherlock fanart i don’t care what i have to go to the store now but uh if any sherlock related requests turn up in my ask box thing while i’m gone i might like uh draw some of them
wowfunniestposts: What the hell? DO PHYSICS REALLY WORK LIKE THIS??? FUCK LOGIC O_O wut
fortzancudo: 23andmemes: fortzancudo: GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re
mmmmmmlala:“Wait, where are we?? Why’s it so colorful in here?Wait can we… can we stay and watch for a bit? It’s really uh… like it’s really sorta pretty. Like uh…”In a few instances, after hours of having me drain your
OH WAIT I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE ACT.. Uh, it was decent i guess… ye
uh hey what dumbass decided we need to sleep EVERY night??????????? fuckin,,, square up??????????
pilenopilepile: bighuge: what if you were getting fucked by a nice guy n hes cute n all but when he gets close he shout something like “uh oh! here comes the goo!” like what then
erernjaeger: did you ever look at a character and you were like my son but at the same time you’re like my boyfriend and ????????????
purified-zone: supercumrat64: supercumrat64: supercumrat64: fruitsoftheweb: Wax Drip heh heh… sort of, uh… heh kinda looks like uh… heh, you know… What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with
snaokidoki: What if my personal character was just a Birdo now… with P-balloon flavored candy patreon.com/snao Also. Should I commit to the original Birdo snoot? I don’t like it. I like uh.. big lips. so uhhhhh.
spookuryuu: why do people feel the need to add in the tags I DONT LIKE THIS SHIP BUT THIS IS CUTE like ok a) no one cares b) the artist/writer/WHATEVER probably looks at all the tags and im willing to bet they ship it and its fucking rude. so like uh
i feel like i haven’t interacted with tumblr peeps in a thousand years, what’s up with y’all
So uh hey rb if youd like pedophiles off of sites that allow minors on them and for that matter any website at all. Rb if you want pedos dead.
barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published
arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
Like/reblog this post if you enjoyed Yuri on Ice for more reasons than just Victor and Yuuri’s relationship
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uh true dilemma tho: should I attempt to lighten my armin wig?
jimmymundell replied to your photo “this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face” I hope everyone up there is okay like I’m in MN but if you’re not used to huge amounts of snow it’s gonna be a nightmare. I
grilledcheese-samwich: i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT
maentisiw:“uh-uh nope. Sorry to disappoint, Steve.”
bushofire: Call me daddy and sit on my face like a good little girl.
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sardonicscrewdriver: shadowsbestforgotten: dragonsigma: angrynerdyblogger: huelebicho: allons-y-to221b: JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION #yeah #fuck off Wales Uh excuse me but where the fuck would this fit
kanyewesticle: themotherofhoohoohoy: kanyewesticle: how is amy whinehouse on the radio shes dead uh are you stupid? that’s just a recording of her -____- dont force your beliefs upon me
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7mangoes: morpheus-tg: 7mangoes: morpheus-tg: 7mangoes: honestly not even trying to be gross but like I need a nigga to like uh hate f*ck me yknow Can you chill ma I’m like actually honestly and truly deprived so Issa no from me 🤷🏾♀️
Uh. Okay, I haven’t seen anything, but I have an inkling that spoilers are out. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being “do whatever” and 10 being “run to the hills,” how good should I be about avoiding the main tags?
fwips: mistresscrowley: babyinanovercoat: I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen the photographer must have been like a fangirl she would’ve been like okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt now could you like… uh… yeah just
casfallsinlove: “Everything? Like, uh… like ignoring us? Or like bolting off with the angel tablet then losing it, ‘cause you didn’t trust me? You didn’t trust me.”
uh oh trouble
jai3030: extremehugecock: in my bed He long dick me like uh IH uh
I met a stud with a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt"and I was like UH UH NOPE BYE BITCH LIKE DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SNAPBACK AND MEN’S JEANS YOU ARE STILL A WOMAN AND YOU
Uh oh
destiny-islanders: stylishchocobutt: I need a fic where Cindy wears glasses. Like, when she’s not working. Prompto comes across her and double takes like ‘Uh, Cindy?’ She’s all happy as ever like ‘Yeah? What can I do ya for?’ ‘Oh
tonyplease: I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen the photographer must have been like a fangirl she would’ve been like okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants yeah that’s
fuckyeahdougie: Santa: What would you like for Christmas?Dougie: I’d like… Uh, Millenium Falcon, I’d like the new Power Rangers(?), I’d like an XBox 360 and a PS3, uh, I’d like uh… a Wii, uh, Nintendo DS, uh… And… And…Santa: And everything
uh-huh-bbygirl:Let’s play a game called ‘how horny can I make you in public before you snap?’
tardiscookies: fwips: babyinanovercoat: I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen the photographer must have been like a fangirl she would’ve been like okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton
uh I think I’m going to die
uh I dont think I can get to all of them right now :((
other girls are so pretty and it makes me feel like a big pile of poop
erickripkes: ahumphries: erickripkes: dayblur: I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen the photographer must have been like a fangirl she would’ve been like okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt now could you like… uh… yeah
letscountcrows: bearpolars: [x] #you’re like a fucking cardboard cutout of prince charming #so congrats on that asshole Accurate tag is accurate. Fucking bastard…
Rewatching TLOK and I love how both Pema and Tenzin aren’t up for any of this teenage drama bs, like uh uh no way i am outtie
thedreadpiratecam:How do you like your toast?Plain (you’re wrong)ButterJamButter AND JamBritish (beans)a secret sixth option (leave it in the tags)See Resultsalso put what kind of jam in the notes, I am curious about what everyone likes! I use peach
I’m…okay uh…As hilarious as this is I am completely confused as to why it got sent to me??
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- why (on hentai) the girl is super cute and attractive and the boy is like uh ok.. ? http://animepics.hentaiporn4u.com/uncategorized/why-on-hentai-the-girl-is-super-cute-and-attractive-and-the-boy-is-like-uh-ok/why (on hentai) the
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
uh anyways
Uh? This is how you respond after I post on MY BLOG that I could use some oral sex right now? My followers should care because that’s the whole fucking point of a blog? To share my thoughts and opinions with whoever wants to listen? Oh please, I’m